In looking back at last year’s post on this silly national obsession, I thought I could do a comparison, from a Gremlin’s point of view.
Last year (XLII), this guy looked too old:
This year (XLIII), this guy looks too young:
Last year (XLII), this guy looked like Haley Joel Osment
This year (XLIII), this guy wishes he looked like a movie star:
Why, you ask? SO HE WOULDN’T HAVE SUCH A RIDICULOUS LAST NAME! Roethlisberger? Come on! I’d take any of these last names any day!:
1. Stiller (even if there’s not a lot of men in his profession….)
2. Afflek
3. Harper
You know I could go on and on, but even a Gremlin has to sleep…
