Sorry, the Gremlin gets confused sometimes with new phrases. This being my first New Year and all, you can’t expect me to get everything right. It wasn’t too bad… lame-o Mommy & Daddy were asleep at like 7:30 leaving me up to surf the net, watch a little Carson, and drink some champagne a midnight. They’ll probably try to claim the events were actually reversed, that deceitful pair. We know the truth though, don’t we people?

Alright, maybe I’ll eventually get around to some Resolutions. Not that I really have anything reforming to do thus far in my short life…