Thankfully, I think they’re done now… this should be the last one.

Why not just write “Happy Cinco de Mayo James”?

And I’ve got the cake(s) to prove it!

The official:

The Mommy Special: Made with Love ™

Today Granddaddy and I went swimming. We got whistled at twice by the lifeguard for misbehavior.

We’re a couple’a bad boyz.

Well CB – I finally tried it out!

I’d really like to be Ashton Kutcher’s 1,000,000th follower… but I don’t think I can stay up long enough!   (He’s only at 987k right now.)  Lame Mommy & Daddy have already gone to bed, but I’m a sleepy boy too.

Wouldn’t it be hip to see GremlinBaby on Sims 3?

Exciting! I didn’t even know I could ride!

Here’s Bill:

Now here’s me:

What do you think?

In looking back at last year’s post on this silly national obsession, I thought I could do a comparison, from a Gremlin’s point of view.

Last year (XLII), this guy looked too old:

This year (XLIII), this guy looks too young:

Last year (XLII), this guy looked like Haley Joel Osment

This year (XLIII), this guy wishes he looked like a movie star:

Why, you ask?  SO HE WOULDN’T HAVE SUCH A RIDICULOUS LAST NAME!  Roethlisberger?  Come on!  I’d take any of these last names any day!:

1. Stiller (even if there’s not a lot of men in his profession….)

2. Afflek

3. Harper

You know I could go on and on, but even a Gremlin has to sleep…

I’m about to sneak out to First Night to catch some fireworks, so I thought I’d wish everyone a Yappy New Hear!

Welcome 2009…